Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...