Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
The Wolf Man…HOWL!
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...