English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...