Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...