Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...