Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Something Fishy Here!
LIFE UNDER THE SEAWhat is life like under the sea? Is it a dogfish...
Boxers or Briefs?
One day some guys were doing a survey between “boxers” or “briefs”.They went to...
There was a young man in the Air Force…
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed...