Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...