Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...