Dumb Blonde Test
Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Definition of Windows
|Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell...