Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...