Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...