Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...