There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
New scientific theories III
New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The ‘Why Yawning Is Contagious’ Theory: You yawnto equalize the...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...