You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...