Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
A bunch of blonde jokes…woo-hoo!
What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of…
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...