We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
How do you tell if you are in a gay church?
How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the...
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out…
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...