Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...