There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Salami & the Talibuttheads
Q&A’s about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry...
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...