Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
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Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...