The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
Computer Terms
486 – The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state – of –...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
A Daughter’s Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...