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A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii…
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...