You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
A dog’s chalkboard assignments
|This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...