Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
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Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...