A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Truly stupid people 01
A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...