Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...