Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...