BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Penny Offer
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Let me through!
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Short legged…
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Can\’t See
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Nice, but rough
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Wedding Anniversary
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If you love something …
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