One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
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New Year Resolutions for Pets
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I don’t owe anything for this drink
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Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...