Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Attorney questioning
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!