Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
Is there a God?
Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...