Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...