The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Super Bowl Tragedy
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
NY Times Ad
Ad seen in the New York Times… FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of...