What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...