The bachelor’s diet
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Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Why Name Penises
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Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...