Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
A REALLY Bad Day – True Story!
A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you’re having a bad day. The following is...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.