Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every...
Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious)...
Lawyers on a jury
|A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had...