A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...