The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...