Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Appear on television
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
A plane flying in the 1930s
|In the early 1930′s, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The...
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...