Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real....
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Want to be healed?
|Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in...