Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.