Men And Cats Similar?
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Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Top 10 things men know about women.
The top 10 things men know about women are:1.2.3.4.5.(I think you get it where...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...