Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
NEWS FLASH: Terrorists…
JOKESGALORE NEWS FLASH10 – 29 – 2001:Latest news reports advise that a cell of...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...