Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...