Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...