Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Newest son-in-law
|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my...