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Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
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New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
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Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I’m tired of being just friends.9. Go...
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style
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