Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...