Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...