Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
OLD NEVER DIES 8
|OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die,...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...