Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
Difference between Malaysia & USA
Q : What’s the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US’s got Bill...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...