I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:1) I will have a cup of...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...