What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...