Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Language Trends of the Future
Language Trends of the FutureThere are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages,...